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We no longer include headers in Matchfinder profiles. However, old as these may be, here are some great profile headers members have used in the past...

Here are our Top 10 Most Philosophical Subject Headers:

10. Life's a journey, not a destination...but it would be nice to have a freaking compass once in a while...

9. No expectations, no disappointments.

8. Some people walk in the rain while other people just get wet.

7. Communication is more than words.

6. Strangers are friends waiting to be made.

5. Stand in your own space and know you are there.

4. Beauty fades, substance doesn’t.

3. We don't know what we're missing until it arrives.

2. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

and the number one most philosophical profile subject header....

1. The worst prison is a closed heart.

Here are our Top 10 Most Direct Subject Headers:
10. Please be local, fit, over 40, and have a posted picture.

9. Pick Me! Pick Me!

8. So, you wanna make out?

7. Romantic men seem to be extinct. If you're extinct, contact me now.

6. Guys who just want sex need not apply.

5. Looking for a summer fling.

4. No picture, no response!

3. Really not interested in a guy who's old enough to be my father.

2. Just because I don't have a picture doesn't mean I'm not good looking!

and the number one most direct profile subject header....

1. I need a husband!

Top 10 Strangest Profile Header Messages:

It's fun to read what profile header messages people use to grab the attention of those browsing through a dating service. Some are funny, others creative, and some are just plain odd.

And the winners are...

10. Some will, some won't, some do, some don't. I might!

9. Why is it that a sliced piece of bread always falls butter side down?

8. I hope you want a cavity.

7. World's smallest dog lives here. Admission: $5

6. You kidnapped my pig!

5. Leave me alone, I'm PMSing!

4. A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

3. I'm the neatest, most sweetest, end product of a fetus.

2. The voices in my head are scaring me!

and the number one strangest profile header we found...

1. We were all born to die

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And the winners are...

10. Ashes to ashes; dust to dust; Life is short, so party we must.

9. Sensi the night dragon drifted through the sky, her beautiful fragrance charmed those in her wake.

8. Turtles are green.

7. No, no, no, see-- the pig was on fire WHILE I was chasing it.

6. Shake it like a salt shaker.

5. Good morning, good afternoon, and if I don’t see you, good night.

4. There are 10 pins in my heart....care to go for a strike?

3. 2% and I don’t mean milk.

2. I’ve got a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

and the number one strangest profile header we found...

1. If only a closed mind came with a closed mouth.

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And the winners are...

10. Sherlock aint got nothing on me!

9. You can’t make me put anything here.

8. I never grow older cause I drink from waterfalls.

7. Never thought I’d have an admirer from overseas, but somebody’s sending me stationary filled with chimpanzees.

6. eenie, meenie, miney, moe; catch this woman by her toe.

5. I want Mr. Sensitivity since Mr. Right doesn’t exist!

4. Where is my plastic surgeon?

3. Did you know that 1 in 12 kids gets their head stuck in a bucket?

2. I’m the Love Pirate and I'm here for your booty!

and the number one strangest profile header we found...

1. My prince took the wrong turn, got lost, and was too damn stubborn to ask for directions.

Top 10 Strangest Profile Header Messages - 4:

These are headers that people actually use in their quest to find love online:

And the winners of the Top 10 Strangest Profile Header Messages are...

10. I will judge you on how well you parallel park.

9. Drinking coffee out of plastic makes you impotent.

8. I’d date me if I could!

7. Whenever I feel blue I start breathing again.

6. Do we go on 3 or is it 1, 2, 3, then go?

5. Don’t be a mushroom. I hate mushrooms.

4. Only boring people get bored. Bored yet?

3. If I could rearrange the alphabet, “I” would be at the top.

2. Beauty Fades. Dumb is Forever.

and the number one strangest profile header we found...

1. I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

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And the winners are...

10. It says, 'I Choo-choo-choose You,' and there's a picture of a train!

9. Life is like a can of corn...

8. Fuzzy inside out

7. Did you buy that at the dollar store?

6. Just because you put wheels on my grandmother, does not make her a bus.

5. I feel you dancing in my chest!

4. Looking for the female version of yourself?

3. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

2. I could drink a case of you... and still I'd be on my feet.

and the number one strangest profile header we found...

1. Are you wearing space pants, cuz your butt is outta this world!

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And the winners are...

10. I’m candy-coated with a soft chewy center.

9. If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out of its nose?

8. I never run out of things to say unless my batteries die.

7. You like stuff? I like stuff too. Looks like we have stuff in common!

6. If we were Scrabble tiles, you’d be U and I’d be I, making U and I.

5. By the time you read this you will have already read this.

4. Don’t let me fall asleep because clowns will eat me.

3. There are three kinds of people. Those who can count and those who can’t.

2. Last night I laid down in bed, looked up at the stars, and thought ‘where the hell is my ceiling’?

and the number one strangest profile header we found...

1. If I’ve caught your eye then it’s probably a marble one.

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